sporting a semi 

Partial erection.

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!

sporting a semi by Savage Dick February 5, 2014

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.

AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

Dicks Sporting Goods by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

double-spocking by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

sporting 

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

sporting by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005

slorking 

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

slorking by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Spocking Fives 

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

Spocking Fives by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

double sporting 

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

double sporting by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014