softball coach 

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

softball coach by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

Softball Pitch 

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

Softball Pitch by Bimsta October 10, 2009

softball tourettes 

When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.

Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"

Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."

softball tourettes by Banks246 September 30, 2008

softball pitcher 

gay

you know that softball pitcher name lexi?
yeah, GAYYYY

softball pitcher by savagery05 April 25, 2017

softball court 

It is when two crack whores play hacki sack with there placentas and then which ever placenta drops first and dies is the looser

1:hey cinnamon wanna go play hacki sack with me

2:hey Celeste wanna go play softball court with me

softball court by Bigdickhaver69 February 22, 2018

softball girlie

a pick me girl who is more annoying than a pick me themselves.

“Emerson is such a softball girlie”

softball girlie by -⃝⃤ 𝖒𝕠𝔱𝚑 𝔰𝕡𝚘𝖙𝗌 -⃝⃤ June 6, 2023

suck a softball through a straw 

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014