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shirt ritz 

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour
Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz
shirt ritz by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022

Jess Ritz 

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins
Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
Jess Ritz by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

the ritz 

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.
Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.
the ritz by MBA010 May 2, 2018

Putin on the ritz 

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''
Putin on the ritz by tirtle March 28, 2017

Putting on the Ritz 

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.
Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.