meging 

A state of anti-socialism while in a crowded place. The prime position for meging is to be sitting in a corner, to have hunched shoulders, and to hold your phone relatively close to your face. Finally, you type "I love meging" over and over again to pretend you are in an intense and interesting conversation and to avoid having physical contact with others.

SK: "Meghan do you-"
MM: "Oh! Look I got a text!"
SK: "Oh look at her meging again..."

meging by Meging lover December 18, 2011

Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

Once-A-Meeting by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

Council Meeting 

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

Council Meeting by The Council Members January 9, 2009

Meeking 

To take so many L's at once that you become the essence of the letter.

My boy was meeking hard last night, asked 10 girls but got 0 digits.

Meeking by landood June 26, 2016

zoom meeting 

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

zoom meeting by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

offline meeting 

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.

Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.

offline meeting by Shane1223 October 31, 2013

Meaing 

To power cuddle; to annoy someone by physically touching

Jesse:"Tim can you get me the fruit roll-ups."

Tim:"I can't, Anthony is meaing me!"

Meaing by Ham1125 March 19, 2010