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leech off
to get money, food, etc. from other people, especially without working for it or doing anything to deserve i
leech-seeding
when you are torrenting something and while you are downloading very little, you are uploading a shit load to others: thus giving you a very high "seeding" ratio even though you have not completed the torrent
- after a whole week of leech-seeding i had downloaded 20% of the movie and managed to maintain a 2.34 share ratio
leech-seeding by littlebigtop June 16, 2010
Leech-licker
One who hangs out solely with others that are less attractive than themselves. Can also be used for those that hang out with others with no personality, intelligence, etc.
I hate hanging out with Marsha, the leech-licker. Her friends have no substance to them...but I guess they make Marsha feel smart when she is around them.
Leech-licker by Tigresstree July 6, 2010
Leech-Joke
A leech-joke;
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
Leech-Joke by NutsNGum September 13, 2011