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Typhoon Lagoon 

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.
Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.
Typhoon Lagoon by Tannergang March 27, 2017

green lagoon 

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green
"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"
green lagoon by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Red lagoon 

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
Red lagoon by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
Blue Lagoon by Alangrae June 17, 2018

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
Blue Lagoon by anonymous November 6, 2018

Poop Lagoon 

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
Poop Lagoon by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021