Hand Yoga 

Another name for masturbation.

Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.

Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.

Monica: Why were you late for work today?

John: I was doing hand yoga.

Monica: Can I join you next time?

John: Only if you plan on participating.

Hand Yoga by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014

Hand Sock 

Socks for your hands.

Johnny Cochran - 'If the hand sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.'

Hand Sock by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

hand waving

Also written handwaving. In formal conversation / speech omitting important details about the subject matter either because 1) the audience is perceived to be ignorant 2) the speaker themselves is not well-informed on the subject matter or 3) a little from column A and a little from column B.

The math professor only gave a partial description of the proof as she used hand waving to get through the most difficult part and told the students to study the remained of the proof at home.

hand waving by demongolemz October 21, 2011

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

hand career by humpyfister March 29, 2010

hand rule

When dating if you have sex with a woman more then five times she considers you two to be in a relationship. No matter from the outset it was agreed upon there were no strings attached there are still strings attached whether the male thinks so or not.

Dude, you slept with her how many times? You shoulda stuck to the hand rule!

hand rule by Kevin J Abq January 27, 2009

hand licking fetish

A fetish in which the recipients hand is licked repetitively by the protagonist until the recipient orgasms or is rendered unconcious. Bam.

Charlie: "BRO, CARA LICKED MY HAND LAST NIGHT LIKE, 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING BRO!"

Jamie: "Dude...no fuckin way bro."

Charlie: "yea dude...hand licking fetish bro."

hand licking fetish by THECHAZZBROBRO January 24, 2011

Hand me downs 

Particularly anything that has been handed down from one person to another. Preferably known as "cheap"

"Look at this dude walking into the club with these hand me down shoes on."

"Boy please, were in so much poverty right now that the closes thing you will get to Jordan's is your father's hand me downs back from class of 86'"

Hand me downs by mr. Swank February 5, 2010