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L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.
Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
L.A. Gaper by Stian Hollings April 1, 2007

Guppy Gaper 

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Rim gaper 

A person that only gets off of Gaping rims during sex who has a huge cock 9 inch +
Dean: "come on sam you always gape my ass aren't you into anything else like a double twisty sloppy toppy 101 deepthroat 900"
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??
Rim gaper by The Rape Gaper September 14, 2022

anal gaper 

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.
OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

Big Gaper 

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"
Big Gaper by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024

Sandwich Gaper 

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.
Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.
Sandwich Gaper by adfalsdflaf January 23, 2025