doober 

Paul Dietrich's Penis

"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

doober by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003

dooked 

the process by which a penis is inserted in someones ass; slang term for anal sex

y was latisha walkin lyke she got dooked up tha butt???

jennifer got dooked up tha butt yesterdae!!!!

dooked by **brownsuga** June 10, 2005

Scoobert Doobert 

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

Scoobert Doobert by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

doofed by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

doobey

Noun : Something you call your friend when they are being blonde, stupid, annoying, idiotic, retarded and bum-like.

Ndawg : "omgoshh some doobey just shat on the floor at target todayy!! "

Edawg : "omgoshhh ewww what a doobeyy!!"

doobey by esshaaa August 5, 2012

Scoobert-Doobert Doo 

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

Scoobert-Doobert Doo by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

doober 

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

doober by Mbarz June 10, 2012