testical diddler 

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

testical diddler by big anna January 1, 2010

Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

Crimson Diddler by Gbly January 11, 2019

pit diddler

Someone that diddles your pits at anytime and can't be predicted.

Be careful the pit diddler is coming for you.

pit diddler by Mayonnaise Vampire April 18, 2020

The Diddler 

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

The Diddler by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

skittle diddler by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010

jug-diddler 

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

jug-diddler by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Kiddy diddler 

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

Kiddy diddler by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023