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canoozle 

verb - to trick, dupe or grift by means of a ruse while acting pleasant, esp. when smiling
I thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out I was being canoozled. She just got me to sign a petition to make Ryan Gosling president and then took off.
canoozle by Another Bort November 15, 2013

Big Doodle Caboodle 

A group of guys with gynormous wieners. Wherever they go the ladies drool over them. They become notorious for ripping through groups of girls and boning every one of them. They are similar to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, except these guys dont have small tits, they have huge cocks. They are revered by many.
"Hey Mindy, look! Here comes the Big Doodle Caboodle!

"Mmmmmm, I love them all sooo much and they're cocks are sooo huge!" I just wanna fuck one of them...... again.

"Excuse me... Again!?!? I'm the one who fucked all of them."

"So did I"

"Me too"

"Me three"

"Me four"

"No I fucked them!"

"No I did"

"lying bitch!"

"I fucked them first!"
"fuck you!!!"
*fight breaks out*

Caboodle 

Something that you can hold your hygiene products in. i.e.) shampoo, lotion, nail polish, etc.
Who put condoms in my caboodle?
Caboodle by Blake Gilts November 17, 2010

Cayoodle 

An incompetent professional like a doctor or lawyer; a moronic person generally.
These cayoodles have no idea what they are doing (in reference to one's team of lawyers).

Hey, get a load of these fucking cayoodles (in reference to someone doing something generally stupid on the side of the road).
Cayoodle by joelpupuffnik September 25, 2015

Canoozle 

A canoozle is the small - usually red - tube (used to apply to a hard to reach area or a tiny opening) usually taped to the side of a can of multi-use spray lubricant such as WD40 or PB Blaster. A combination of two words - canula and nozzle - the term still applies although the canoozles are now usually part of the spray assembly at the top of the can, and not taped to the side of the can, anymore.
"Honey, where's the canoozle for the WD40? I need to spray the front door hinges."
Canoozle by Rachetwench July 16, 2013

ickily canoodling 

amy was ickily canoodling with her cat last night!
ickily canoodling by bryan barry February 15, 2007