don vito 

going don vito is to start babbling incoherently to the point where it cannot be translated. words become grunts and sounds such as seen on viva la bam when don vito becomes angry or excited

yeah bill was trying to tell a story then he went all don vito

don vito by BATWINGS_07 July 31, 2006

don vito 

the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.

"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."

" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"


"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"

"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"

"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"

"YO!"

don vito by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

Don Vito 

The act of having seizure symptoms and uncontrollable slurring of words due to hearing/witnessing something horribly unbelievable.

D. Teg: "Uly, all the Carl's Jrs closed down, they're out of business!"

Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"

D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"

Don Vito by D.Teg December 9, 2009

Don Vito 

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

Don Vito by YohHatton February 1, 2007

Burrito Vito 

A Burrito Vito is a person who extremely dislikes Tacos.

Person 1: I am a proud Burrito Vito!

Burrito Vito by doge2018# January 16, 2022

Going Don Vito 

When one gets extremly angry and shows triats of Don Vito.

Joe: yo jon you fucking suck at call of duty!
Jon: Arghahah jhahdshjxbajdsjsk!!!!
Joe: dude stop Going don vito on me just cause you know you suck.
I shoved my friend Josh and he dropped his ice cream, man he was Going Don Vito on me after.

Going Don Vito by sidekickman7777 May 31, 2009

don vito 

The "Godfather" Don Vito Corleone is the head of the Corleone Family in the first Godfather film, he is played by Marlon Brando, then in the second Godfather film he is played by a young Robert DeNiro.

Don Vito-"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

don vito by Pornicipus December 28, 2007