Off-shifter 

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"

Off-shifter by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023

Non-shifter 

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.

person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."

Non-shifter by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023

3rd shifter 

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

3rd shifter by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Pole shifter 

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

Pole shifter by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

Sleeve Shifter

Sleeve Shifter
A person who swaps the cardboard sleeves from discounted ready meals onto full-price ones to get them cheaper at the checkout.

“Watch S**** in the supermarket—he’s a proper sleeve shifter, always finding a way to pay less.”

Sleeve Shifter by Cabby D March 18, 2026

Juicy shaft shifter 

when you are giving a nice wet blowjob

I gave him a juicy shaft shifter

Juicy shaft shifter by Crazylady October 18, 2017

A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.

1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter

A Lucid Shifter by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022