Paris 

Paris is a BEAUTIFUL. Beautiful brown hair that’s wavy with beautiful dark brown eyes. Every boy wants to be with her. She is willing to be friends with these boys but never is really willing to be with them. But rarely she goes for a boy you would least expect. She is always smiling. She is goofy. She is funny. She always wants everyone else to be happy. She doesn’t let anyone take her for granted either. She get ticked if by the littlest things. She doesn’t like when people ignore her. Paris is a sensitive yet stubborn person and doesn’t let people know if she is really hurting. She lets people know how she feels when it’s needed. She is very polite around others she doesn’t know very well, but when she gets to know you she is beautifuly crazy in a way you will maverick forget. She is a very loyal loving person. If she likes you she isn’t lying. She has a best friend that she literally wouldn’t trade for anyone. This best friend is insanely important to her. Without her she wouldn’t be the same. Paris has lots of friends that’s she trust but this one friend is her bestie. Paris has been through a lot. But she still continues to smile every day, with her pearly white teeth. She has the biggest smile all the time. But don’t hurt her and take that’s away. You will always have a soft spot in her heart that she will let take over but she will still be hurt. So don’t hurt her. If you meet a Paris love her be friends with her and don’t take her for granted. Period.

Paris is so beautiful

Paris by Lilly McReen November 29, 2018

Zach Parise 

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

Zach Parise by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007

Tom Parish 

Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.

Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag.
Tom: I'm afraid I can't. I am a bag fumbler.

Tom Parish by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022

Paris 

A really kind, caring girl who will try not to friendzone the absolute heck out of you. She's smart, intelligent, and really fun to be around! Tends to hang around with members if the opposite gender, because other girls piss her off. Really loves to read, and spends her life on the Internet chatting it up with people!

Paris is so nice!
I wish I could be Paris!
Man, I think I'm in love with Paris!

Paris by Genericguy22 May 22, 2013

Paris eyed 

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

Paris eyed by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Paris Agreement 

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.

I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.

Paris Agreement by PWS27 June 2, 2017

paris hilton 

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.

Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.

paris hilton by Doozy December 9, 2008