parked car 

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.

Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!

parked car by Trisaratops37 April 21, 2015

Parked in his spot 

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

Parked in his spot by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

packed at both ends 

To be spit roasted, i.e. to take one penis in the mouth and another in the vagina or anus at the same time.

She met two guys in the club, took them home and got packed at both ends

packed at both ends by Pervy Bob January 15, 2016

Packed with Swayze 

For a film or tv show to be blessed with the presence of Patrick Swayze.

I didn't notices before that Dirty Dancing was so Packed with Swayze!

Packed with Swayze by Cinephile December 23, 2019

rosa parked 

when you hook up with someone in the back of the bus or the back back of an suv/truck

Kim just rosa parked that guy in your truck!

rosa parked by honey_badger July 15, 2011

Mother Packed Suitcase 

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

Mother Packed Suitcase by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020

getting packed up 

when you do something remotely illegal and you end up getting caught

oh shoot, lil timmy is getting packed up for messing with that 17-year-old

getting packed up by your mom's coochie hair May 30, 2022