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purple nickle 

In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "
Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .
purple nickle by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016
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Daniel Nickle Toes 

A kid in my seventh grade class who isn't in a lot of classes with me in middle school. He has a friend named John Johns and they are life partners. I played with Daniel Nickle Toes on a game once and he keeps asking if we think he's good or if he's trash. We answered this question many times but he keeps asking. Daniel, right now as i'm typing this is two seats behind me. Right behind me right now is bragging that he bought the most expensive stuff on a school game called ClassCraft. Daniel has an AEIUO disease where he messsssessss ups his spellllliiingss. That was obviously a joke because there is no such thing as an AEIUO disease STUPID. Go die if you thought that was real. Im typing this on a school computer.
Daniel Nickle Toes sent me a Nickle Toe Pick and then I stabbed him.
Daniel Nickle Toes by Yeet Boi 247 October 29, 2018

Maddy Nickle 

Did you hear Maddy Nickle is dating two guys at once?

bumper nickle arse monkey 

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

Hobo nickle

Dustbowl / graet depression aprox 7 million American starved to death. Many many oroginal homestead families were completely displaced as far as Canada where land settlers grants were still available at that time.

Hobo nickles were hand carved "tramp art" or folk art coins mostly pickles carved by the Displaced Shawnee homesteaders. They would pay a farmers wife or widow a carved nickle as payment or a sweet heart token, for food lodging and a job.
That's worth a Hobo nickle.
Hobo nickle by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Shit a Nickle

Used to describe an easy bribe.
"How easy would it be to get by the bouncer?"

"You could Shit a Nickle at him and he'd bite"
Shit a Nickle by WinniPinni May 26, 2022

The Big Nickle 

A convenience store in the northwestern United States with a giant nickel statue out front
Gonna run to The Big Nickle and grab some chewing tobacco.
The Big Nickle by cmcguy14 September 1, 2025