garrin 

sexxxxyyyy. tempermental, constanly male pms-ing, loves metallica. guitar GOD. looks better in converse and doesnt like dark blue jeans...he's a fuckin smartass but pretty easy to love. needs constant adrenaline fix. craves dopamine. can be found in the woods clutching a bow, beware of his arrows, they are poison. jack of all trades, much the manly man. (he can fix my toilet if i need it.) no short hair allowed in his bed and everything he has, he loses alot. (permastoned.) formerly rocked a mullet, is a meat-potatoe-hot sauce kinda man and can whip up a badass canned chicken quesadilla. bestfriend is a black belted giant. beware.

person: "hey man. what the fuck is that? (points to obscenely large pile of red food.)

beastly man friend: "garrin-casserole."

garrin by the crycket July 7, 2011

The Garrity Fuckhouse 

When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger

Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!

The Garrity Fuckhouse by Yo mama Yo dady September 7, 2008

gerrish 

Another word for homosexual.

A person who thinks there shit doesn't smell.

And ussually a person who enjoys other men's penises.

Who thinks they can do anything they want, and has a bad voice.

Regular guy: Dude what are you doing
Gerrish: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT
Regular guy: Fag...
Regular Guy 2: Yeah he's a gerrish
Regular Guy: oh, now i understand.

gerrish by Jess Andrews August 8, 2006

Jon garrido 

a gay ass homo

jon garrido is a gay ass homo

Jon garrido by fredward ramos November 17, 2011

Garrison Union Free School 

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}

“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”

Garrison Union Free School by Abby Moriarty October 24, 2018

garrisht 

Garrisht Bhargava Living in Jalandhar, He is an International Chess Champion, as well he Played for Valorant VCT for the Team Sentinels. He is known for baiting his teammates with Sage. He is good at Snipers, His best friends include Saksham. (FULLSTOP)

Garrisht is very sexy and hot boy.

garrisht by Phoenix11986 February 14, 2022

Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

Landon Garrison martini by Agent000 July 31, 2023