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Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.
The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.
Spanish Tickler by Lorelili March 28, 2005

Taint Tickler 

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.



I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
Taint Tickler by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009

Chinese Laundry Ticket 

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.
Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!
Chinese Laundry Ticket by Buchter December 19, 2005

pussy tickler 

A bristly Moustache or Beard.
I wonder what Generic's pussy tickler feels like? Mmmmmmmm....
pussy tickler by Lemon Party July 6, 2006

woof ticket 

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
woof ticket by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004

ticketmaster

A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.
The cops in this town aren't any good at solving crimes, they're just a bunch of ticketmasters.