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pseudo alpha male 

1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."

Friend 2: "How can you tell?"

Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
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Theta Phi Alpha 

Theta Phis are the most real girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy fun sorority girls you will ever meet. They are the beautiful girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha girls.
Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are smart, beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.

Young Alpha 

Most successful german newcomer
he doesn´t slay children under 18 ; )
"Frauen sagen zu meim Body: uhh
Meiner Uhr: ahh
Eine Millionen auf Snapchat, mein Level ist Star (yeah)
In der Tasche 50K"

-Young Alpha
Young Alpha by Versuch2 April 24, 2021

Position 1 Alpha 

To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work
"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"
Position 1 Alpha by Chors September 5, 2017

Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha Incorporada 

Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha -ΣΙΑ ("SIA")
Founded: September 29, 1990
Type: Social, Professional
Scope: National
Motto: Semper Unum et Inseparabilis
(Always One and Inseparable)
Colors: Red, Gold, Royal Blue, White, and Black
Symbols: Unicorn and Pegasus
Flower: Red Rose
Chapters/Colonies: 51 Chapters, 9 Colonies
States: New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, Georgia, Florida, Illinois, Michigan, Texas, and California

Our precious and rare Hermandad is, not only a family unit, but also a vehicle for change. We emphasize the importance of education and knowledge through various educational programs and involvement in our community. As an organization composed of strong and dedicated women, we have striven to empower all women, both within and outside the Hermandad.

SIA was created to promote the following set of goals:
--> To constantly strive towards the expansion of awareness of the Latino culture to our members and the community at large.
--> To promote sisterhood and leadership amongst ourselves.
-->To serve as models of excellence in academics and achievements among women.
Hermandad de Sigma Iota Alpha Incorporada
The Lovely Latin Ladies - EEEEIIIIAAAA

true alpha 

An beta becoming an alpha by a the force of will and strength of character, who rises of the occasion. A beta who doesn't kill anyone in innocent or guilty or try not to kill of the true force of character.
Scott McCall became a true alpha because of his strong character.
true alpha by The True Alpha June 25, 2016

False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.
She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
False Alpha Dog by thugboatz February 5, 2010