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800 Ib gorilla 

A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.
Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive

nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big
800 Ib gorilla by #consumeradvice December 12, 2012

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen 

Why tf am i defining this
"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla 

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia
Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

Muffled noises of gorilla violence 

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.
Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with
Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.