chavs 

Grown up chavs are adults who some 50odd fags a day and tend to claim lots of benfits because they pulled a muscle in there back 10years ago so they can't work anymore, although they have no money they all seem to wear tacky designer lables suchs as, Buberry, Lacost, Fred perry, and all kinds of sports lables.
Chav Children are kids who have shitty perents who have taught them nothing in life so they are all in the special clases in school and are always causing trouble they have smoked since they were about 8 and all wear tracksuits and eat at mcdonalds, chav girls are all little tarts who wear tiny mini skirts and have there boobs hanging out, and this is like when there 12.
chavs are bad

chav msn conversation

MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yo yo yo
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hya huni
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: wha u duin 2nite bbe?
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: goin out wiv joe n hannah u wanna come? am gonna get me sister to buy us some alcahol?
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ah yeah mate deffo den we cn get in a fight wiv some goffs!
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer bbe
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: invite sme freak inta da convo am in da mood for fightin
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: alright bbe
CHAVS ARE GAY! has been added to the conversation
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ight gay boy
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: I'm a girl you loser
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: LMFAO she called u a loser! luk hus talkin!! ur a freak why you spell like that u av nofin betta to do.
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: Shut up at least I can speak proper English and have a higher IQ than your whole famliy put together, theres about 40 people in your family isnt there?
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: OI SHUT IT IMA BRIK YOUR FUKIN FACE IN!
CHAVS ARE GAY! says: You dont even know where I live
CHAVS ARE GAY! has left the conversation
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: lmao we so fukin showed her
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yer
Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hmm lets go have under aged sex
MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: IGHT!

chavs by rosesaysyourgay August 5, 2006

chavpaign 

White cider or other cheap, strong alcoholic drink

Those chavs are drinking chavpaign

chavpaign by Sub Kovert September 28, 2005

Chavology 

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"

Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle

Chavology by Manimator July 8, 2010

CHAVHUNTER 

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.

Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.

CHAVHUNTER by Jonny January 3, 2005

Chavs 

A chav consists of a simple sum:~
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav

short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.

Chavs by Pinky Mcpea January 9, 2004

chavon 

A very beautiful women. She is very kind and loves to have fun.

That bitch is no where near as hot as chavon

chavon by chavon's lover August 8, 2004

chavistocrat

A posh person who acts/dresses like a chav.

Prince Harry is a chavistocrat.

chavistocrat by chavicus March 31, 2005