le skins champion 

A person with incredibly long fore skin usually acquired by long and frequent sessions of penis docking or piss hole fingering.

Did you hear about Jared's fore skin? He is truly the le SKINS champion.

le skins champion by Wolverine Clan November 4, 2020

Law of Skins 

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.

*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"

Law of Skins by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011

Hit Some Skins 

The act of sex between a male and a female.

Andy: What did you do this weekend?
Sam: I went out with Paris and hit some skins.

Hit Some Skins by 1828 May 29, 2007

toasted coffee skins 

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

toasted coffee skins by jaketlb September 15, 2009

pagan skins 

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.

In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.

pagan skins by DexterSR300DX April 6, 2003

peep skins

Peep skins is sister to poop skins! Together they are the most wonderful thing in the world! When ever poop skins touches peep skins, she peeps!

*Poop skins touches peep skins*
Peep skins: MY PEEPS IS UNCONTROLLABLE!!!

peep skins by Peep skins October 3, 2013

frog skins 

slang for a single unit of American currency.

My friend was short of cash so I lent him 10 frog skins

frog skins by Stu Padasell September 9, 2007