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Rasta Shithound 

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.
Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!
Rasta Shithound by mollymaddog September 20, 2012
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Rasta Jamming

The act of shoving drugs into your pee hole.
Have you ever tried Rasta Jamming? It’s fun you should really try it!!
Rasta Jamming by TheRealChiken March 26, 2021

rasta shit 

The phenomnon of Afro-caribean gentlemen depoisting fecal matter in public places without due care or attention
"one has stepped in rasta shit in the park"

Rasta Pasta 

The Jamaican version of jumbalaya. The Rasta pasta consists of a combination of pastas. No specific type of pasta is required although shells and a stuffed pasta such as gnocchi or tortellini are highly recommended , some dank chicken, light seasoning, Asian style rice, topped with store bought sauce of your choosing. Typically Alfredo sauce is used. It is mixed together and pairs well with litmosas and asparagus.
Italians got nothing on me because I got the MF Rasta pasta, mon
Rasta Pasta by Fendi Fact November 22, 2018

Rasta Shafts 

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
Rasta Shafts by lardy91 February 4, 2015

rasta roulette 

Where you spin a lazy susan of pipes around, and one has the strongest weed.
Ayy, 4/20 is coming up soon, we should play rasta roulette in your apartment
rasta roulette by EpicBird October 13, 2017