Definitions by lardy91

Bogey Stone 

A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.

"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"

"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."

Bogey Stone by lardy91 February 4, 2015

Rasta Shafts 

Dreadlocks

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"

Rasta Shafts by lardy91 February 4, 2015

Moon-willy 

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

Moon-willy by lardy91 January 19, 2015

Chrilly 

A willy that only comes out when it hears jingle bells on santa's sleigh. A willy that only comes out at Christmas time.

"Merry Christmas Baby! Get your Chrilly out!"
I wish it could be Christmas every day!

Chrilly by lardy91 January 19, 2015