pull a pinto 

To either do the following:

1. Pierce a part of ones own body (bonus: and not have an ear ring to put it through)
2. Eat a spider (bonus: for 20 bucks)
3. Just act like an idiot

"Dude, don't pull a pinto"

pull a pinto by annnnnnooonyyymousss February 23, 2008

Ford Pinto 

A car that explodes.

Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.

Y’all ever just ford pinto?

Ford Pinto by TheAnswerIs9 December 29, 2019

bella pinto 

A hoe

Omg bella pinto is such a hoe

bella pinto by Tyler hero March 11, 2019

Chupa Meu Pinto 

Portuguese for suck my dick

Chupa meu pinto seu filho da puta


Suck my dick you son of a bitch

Chupa Meu Pinto by Gorfo Kid March 7, 2009

Ford Pinto 6 cylinder 

A car produced by Ford Motor Company in the 1970's and early 80's.

The Pinto 4 cylinder was a horribly SLOW car, especially with an automatic. My Grandma had one with a vinyl top and a trunk. I hated it! But, I had a Ford Pinto 6 cylinder hardtop with a hatchback. It was AWESOME!

Ford Pinto 6 cylinder by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 10, 2007

Sila Maria Pinto 

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

Sila Maria Pinto by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009

nicholas pinto lb scoots 

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them nicholas pinto lb scoots wheels now tho. we straight.

nicholas pinto lb scoots by ashantirayu October 17, 2020