Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Munching the Mekong by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

Metal Munchies 

When you really need to ear some metal music.

-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party

Metal Munchies by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009

Moose Munching 

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

Moose Munching by julio montoya December 27, 2011

Merfle Munchie 

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.

dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie

Merfle Munchie by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010

Munch 

A eater, or a super simp who do anything for a girl off the thought that she is feeling him.

You thought I was feeling you? You a Munch.

Munch by longidoanlstiff August 17, 2022

Munchkadee

Something your white beauty guru aunt calls you when you go to her and are about to tell her something.

*aunt using a Gaja on her chin*
Aunt: UHHH! My little munchkadee
You:forget about Taylor swifts new album, someone has been bullying me :(
Aunt: girl just listen to Taylor swift, you will get over it after I beat them and there mom up.

Munchkadee by Jaye (reminder: go pray) November 8, 2022

Joe Munchies 

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.

Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!

Joe Munchies by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021