Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.
A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.
John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"