movie director 

slang for someone on the influence of any substance of drug

Max is a movie director, look at him shacking on the floor

movie director by rainey55 January 5, 2006

no spank bank directory 

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

no spank bank directory by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

sales director 

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

sales director by Anonymous August 28, 2003

actor-director package deal 

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

actor-director package deal by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

urban directory 

A misreading and mispronunciation of what is otherwise Urban Dictionary.

"Have you seen the Shamesung entry on Urban Directory!?"

urban directory by SemanticBastard March 14, 2018

Board of Directors 

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

Board of Directors by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020

directed energy weapon 

Directed energy weapon is a term often used by a bipolar person to explain their delusions and abnormal behaviour.

Bipolar person: it's not my fault, it's the CIA's fault, they keep firing lasers at my head with a directed energy weapon which makes me act strange.

directed energy weapon by Podesta XD June 9, 2018