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diddle the dog 

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.
My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.
diddle the dog by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

diddle the skittle 

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation
Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.

Diddle My Skittle 

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

diddle-ass 

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.
"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"
diddle-ass by big chopper July 31, 2003

Diddle Your Fiddle 

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.
Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

diddle the bean 

to rub a women's vagina with ones digits, to the point of orgasm
I diddle the bean so well the girls tell me "I have hands like a surgeon."
diddle the bean by Airline 77 February 29, 2008