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Ur Bro a Hoe 

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"
An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*
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ur bro a hoe 

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur gramp a tramp.
Matt: ur mom gay

Marc: ur dad lesbian

Matt: ur granny tranny

Marc: ur gramp a tramp

Matt: ur bro a hoe

Marc: *dies*

Bro no Hoe Date 

A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
Bro no Hoe Date by Thomas Chard November 17, 2007

ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**

Your bro a hoe 

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

Your bro a hoe 

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*
Your bro a hoe by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018

bro or hoe criteria 

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
bro or hoe criteria by RiceFactory February 27, 2020