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settlers 

When two ugly people are together, settling for one another because that's the best they can get.
Tim is ugly and lonely.
Mary is ugly and lonely.
They settle for one another.

Wow! Those are some settlers.
settlers by nonsettler December 3, 2010

settle down esmeralda 

an esmeralda is defined as a horny person; used in this way as a sarcastic comment
In "that 70s Show" Hyde tells Eric to settle down Esmeralda when he gets outraged by the fact that Steven and Jackie were making out.

Would You Settle For Me Sausage? 

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts
Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

Settlers 

Name given to someone when they are addicted to the computer game Settlers. The person carries a laptop around campus - ready to play at any time. The person may ask you to play with them at random and often awkward times. This character may form a nightly gang of Settlers who enjoy playing the game for hours at a time.
"Did you see Settlers today?"
"Settlers asked me to play with him."
Settlers by Shuttlecock 9 May 4, 2009

settle down 

verb. seh-tul down - 1) to stop knocking some one's fork on the floor especially at a cracker barrel. 2) to stop laughing uncontrollably to the point of endangering people within the area.
"Colleen will you please settle down. My fork has hit the ground 6 times already!"
settle down by Xwhite chocolateX January 9, 2010
The girl that is the easy, last resort fuck at the bar or party. You go around the party trying to hook up with some real hot chicks that you haven't had sex with yet and if you can't get them to come back to your place tonight you always have the settler to fall back on because you know she is always down to get slammed.
Jon: Amanda is the settler tonight. She's such a slampig.
Ed: What's a settler?
Jon: Well if you can't bring any other slut back you gotta settle for her.
Settler by lunchboxx10 August 1, 2010