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stockton 

The largest town in the San Joaquin County of California. In the southside, near Charter Way, there are thuggish people and loads of Mexican restaurant. Loads of crime. People see one of the two malls, Weberstown Mall, as the border between North and South Stockton. There's a small community of rich people, who live in Brookside and think they're some big shit. The really wealthy people like A.G. Spanos live by Lincoln Square, though, and Morada, a little wannabe town with huge houses. There are loads of boring ass suburbs in Stockton, too, but crime makes it exciting. Every year there are Asparagus Festivals, which suck, but they're worth going to. They have Asparagus Margaritas. There's nothing worthwhile to do in Stockton, for teenagers like myself, and we mostly head over to the Bay Area or to neighboring town, Lodi, for fun. Lots of racism between the whites and the minority races. Stockton has a crappyass baseball team, the Ports. Stockton also books bad concerts, like Neil Diamond (which was a disaster). Stockton thinks it's cool enough to have a Sheraton, which is a total lie. It has a highschool, St. Mary's, which is full of rich white kids that think they're better than anyone else. But other than all those things, it's a pretty rad town with practically none other social groups other than the gangsters and the cholos, and preps. No scene kids, or anything like that.
girl 1; "ugh. I hate Stockton. Let's head over to the Lodi theatres"

girl 2; "seriously, let's roll."
stockton by stocktonscenekid March 24, 2008

Fort Stockton, TX

A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!
Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!
Fort Stockton, TX by joeallgo January 20, 2011

Stocktonian 

To dish out as many or more assists than the great John Stockton.
Rajon Rondo just dropped 17 dimes on Detroit, that's Stocktonian!
Stocktonian by Michael Wilbon November 4, 2010

Stockton Ferry 

A provocative dance move that has gained popularity in Newcastle night clubs such as Fanny's, Frostbites and The Brewery. The name comes from it's similarities to the local ferry service as it 'does the rounds and has two stops'.
"Oi Damo I was just dancin with this blonde chick and she busted a stockton ferry."
Stockton Ferry by pdeffo August 16, 2013

Stockton 

A tiny, itty, bitty town in Southwestern Missouri. Often mistaken for Stockton, California. No stoplights. One grocery store. An average graduating class of 80 or less. Basically, where old people go to die. Oh, it has black walnuts, and a lake.
Carrie: Hey, where are you guys from?
Abi:Stockton!!!
Carrie: California?
Abi:No. Uh, Missouri.
Stockton by Big City Dreams December 26, 2011

stockton college 

A dope college where all the fly honeys are grade A. 90% of the kids there smoke weed all day.l BOB throws the best parties, and all the bitches love em. They have some dope people, like kelsi girl, tiny girl and some kid with the last name Linwood.
Stockton college throws the illest parties
stockton college by infamouslegend November 14, 2010