Johnston RI 

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.

Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI

Johnston RI by Moe133 February 23, 2011

sean ri 

An asian Charlie Sheen with his busted ass haircut. Wants everyone to rick his rorripop. Really good at the forehand scrotum smash. Specializes in manicures and bikini waxes. Has an obsession with men from alabama.

sean ri: Rook at seefeldt's nippers!

sean ri by DeltaShift September 5, 2010

Hope, RI 

The small section of Scituate, RI that isn't completely dull, overpopulated, and corrupt.

Person 1: I'm from Hope, RI.
Person 2: Le-fuckin'-git?
Person 3: I'm not particularly sure I'm relevant to this conversation.

Hope, RI by John Fucking Lennon March 5, 2011

chicken fry ri 

Chicken fried rice, pronounced with a racist Asian accent.

"My takeout order is: eh roll, crab rangoon, and chicken fry ri."

chicken fry ri by NopeityNope November 14, 2013

westerly, RI 

A NATION FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN GENETICALLY MORPHED RETARDLY... white people trying to be gheto.

In westerly, RI, the people have italian names such as cashatori, tortilli, fetichini, ferraro, and cogniti

westerly, RI by slcooper14 February 7, 2009

ts;ri 

An acronym for: Too (much) stupid; read and ignored. Used on message boards to refer to something where the errors are so foundational or glaring that the effort to correct this person isn't worth the trouble. See also: tl;dr

Person A: "Of course the USA is intellectually superior to every other country. Look how many Nobel Prizes we've won compared to them!"
Person B: "ts;ri"

ts;ri by zen-saki-re? March 17, 2010

Foster, RI 

the most hick town in RI. known for rednecks and hicks. Also is commonly compared to the movie "the hills have eyes" due to fucking creeps that wonder the streets. known for "no school Foster Glocester" is a famous quote. Foster has more keggers than you'd ever imagine and 12 year old kids here could probably drink more beer than the average mother fuckers. Foster party's dirty south style and proud of it. We party in the woods with our red solo cups. Common music played here is country & rap. Country songs usually are about alcohol, typically beer and the rap pertains to banging sluts. We are also home of the ponaganset pothead. only about 1% of the people do not smoke weed in our town. The average family has 1-2 marijuana plants growing in our yard. You can find us on our big green tractors mother fuckers. Chevy & Ford is 99% of the car driving population!

guy1 i went to this banging party last night, i got so fucked up

guy2 where was it bro?

guy1 in Foster, RI i never seen so much pot and beer in my life man it was siick

guy2 dude road trip to Foster mad soon yoo

Foster, RI by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011