whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ 

The ultimate “who” variant.

Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ by Cockwobbler69 April 17, 2021

M@rt 

M@rt is someone on an internet forum that talks more than three times worth the amount that people actually listen to said person. M@rt is quick to start a flame war, and just as quick to lose by sheer lack of wits.

Poster1: Hey, I just got a new puppy this weekend! Here are some pictures.

M@rt: Your dog is stupid. I hope you didn't pay anything for that ugly thing. Why don't you get a real camera? No one cares about your dog noob.

Poster1: Noob? I'm the site administrator.

M@rt: .........

M@rt by BlazinWing June 5, 2009

aarxn.rt 

okay so this dude cracks so many people up😭 and he’s actually so grateful and kind to alot of his supporters. Hes proper funny in arguments aswell💀 P.S he used to fancy miranda ;)) 🍗 btw his bday is on the 18th July. If you dont say happy bday i will kill you ❤️

aarxn.rt: i like chicken drumsticks
miranda: did someone say chicken drumsticks? hey daddy ;))

aarxn.rt by swaggiestkylefp July 6, 2021

thou’rt 

Contraction of thou art

Thou’rt a swine

thou’rt by Strongbutthead October 1, 2022

Ekah'rt

A guy who has a crush on a Military Dude.

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see that Military Dude?"
Ekah'rt - "Yeah, he's hot."

Ekah'rt by Coroika November 25, 2022

Scarborough RT 

The Scarborough Rapid Transit (also known as Line 3, Scarborough RT, and SRT) was a Rapid Transit line in Scarborough, Canada. This Rapid Transit line was part of the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). On July 24th, 2023, the Scarborough RT had a derailment, causing the transit line to be decommissioned.

OMG Connor look!!! I see the Scarborough RT Departing Midland Station!!! This is so cool!!!! I gotta tell Unreal Phantom!

Scarborough RT by FortniteGamer3002 November 12, 2023

o'rt 

Alternate spelling and pronunciation for “ought”. Used to describe something that is likely to happen.

The preacher thought that I o'rt to sell him a quart of my good old Mountain Dew.

o'rt by Dick Massive December 22, 2023