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M@rt is someone on an internet forum that talks more than three times worth the amount that people actually listen to said person. M@rt is quick to start a flame war, and just as quick to lose by sheer lack of wits.
Poster1: Hey, I just got a new puppy this weekend! Here are some pictures.

M@rt: Your dog is stupid. I hope you didn't pay anything for that ugly thing. Why don't you get a real camera? No one cares about your dog noob.

Poster1: Noob? I'm the site administrator.

M@rt: .........
M@rt by BlazinWing June 5, 2009
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i’m good rt

Breaks down into 2 parts first being I’m good meaning no or no thanks second being Rt meaning pass it on / share it with someone else
Casey , Raheem thinks your cute would you go out with him. Casey replies with “nah I’m good Rt”
i’m good rt by Big Doboy September 18, 2019

RT–2PM2 «Тороl–M» 

RT–2PM2 «Тороl–M» is a cold–launch three–stage solid Propellant Silo–based intercontinental ballistic missile carrying multiple decoy warhead
Black queen is now exposed after we sacrifice a knight & bishop,the next move is obvious.We can launch a RT–2PM2 «Тороl–M» cold–launched three–stage solid Propellant Silo–based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black remaining pieces

––Bosnian ape society
In "Homer Goes to College," Homer gleefully sets his high school diploma aflame, while singing, "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Behind him his living room is going up in flames.

The now legendary "S-M-R-T" line was actually not in the script and was a genuine error by voice actor Dan Castellaneta. However, the error was so much in Homer's character that they chose to include it in the finished product.
People now chant either "S-M-R-T" or "I am so smart, S-M-R-T", particularly when they're feeling stupid, celebratory, or both.
S-M-R-T by Kaleah November 3, 2005

S.M.R.T. 

A nice way of saying that someone is so stupid, that they don't even know how to spell smart.
"I'M S.M.R.T.! YAAAAAY!!!"
S.M.R.T. by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

s.m.a.r.t. 

super manly and ridiculously tricked-out

acronym used when describing guys that make nerds feel bad about their intelligence.
Steve and Tyler are so s.m.a.r.t. they have bright futures and hot girls.
s.m.a.r.t. by THEEMisterC June 14, 2011
Kiss My Ass Rotten Thot, used when sayin kiss my ass isn't enough
Thot:Ugh Ur so disgusting
Cool guy:K.M.A.R.T
K.M.A.R.T by Astnee Spreteng June 21, 2021
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