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Penelope Cruz 

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.
God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.
Penelope Cruz by Mplad May 2, 2008

Penelope Syndrome 

A person who continually has to one up everyone else around them...based off the character Penelope from SNL
Homegirl has been getting on my nerves lately, she totally has Penelope Syndrome.

penelope ruth 

Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.
I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth
penelope ruth by John R. January 2, 2004

penelope strange cheese

Any weird walking guy that in all likley hood loves the cock.
Remember that penelope strange cheese we saw in Algonquin a few years back, I bet you he loves to bend over and take it like a man.

Penelope scott 

Probably the worst musician to ever exist
Sarah: have you seen Penelope scott's new album?

Joe: yeah, and it made me want to kill myself

Then Joe proceeds to beat Sarah to death for liking Penelope scott

penelope pitstop

Slang for an unattractive, overweight, spectacle wearing prostitute
penelope pitstop by Emmy Emmett February 4, 2017