Peach 

An amazing and gorgeous person. The bestest friend you can have. A very kind Person. You are lucky to have her as a friend. She will always have your back. No matter what happens she will always be with you. She is the most amazing, lovely, beautiful and cutest person and friend ever!

Peach is the most amazing friend ever!

Peach by Don’t Worry, Be Hippie November 12, 2017

Peach 

A crush; a love

I peach Mikey so much!

Kaeshiv is my ultimate peach!

Peach by peachhhheeehhhhch February 27, 2019

Peach 

It is a yummy fruit 🍑

I would love a peach 🍑

Peach by Kai07 June 21, 2019

Peach 

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical

(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.

Peach by PeachyOh July 28, 2019

Peach 

Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit

I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit

Peach by SpicyVibezzz May 4, 2020

Peach 

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES

God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao

Peach by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020

peach 

that juicy ass fruit

do love them peaches!

peach by anonymous November 24, 2020