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Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans
Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal
Orphan Metal by virescent May 7, 2020

orphan_account 

An account on the website ao3 that has been deleted, corrupted/hacked, or inactive for more than 4 years
Person a: I read this amazing story in ao3 yesterday!
Person b: nice Bro, did you like any of their other stories?
Person a: it was an orphan_account :(
Person b: damn bro, that sucks

orphan annie

people use this as an adjective when they feel poor, dirty, homeless maybe, and unloved hahaha.
Lauren was like orphan annie when she saw her hotel room in florence, italy.
Stepha aka My Only One nick named Lauren orphan annie.
orphan annie by mchkra June 30, 2005

Orphan Bat 

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)
"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"
orphan feed by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan ice 

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.
"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"
Orphan ice by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015