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C.O.I.ner 

Conflict Of Interest boner.

A boner who's cause would be generally regarded as inappropriate. Particularly pertaining to a conflict within oneself due to having said boner over the subject in question.
When a man gets an erection over the hot "chick" in Hanson.

"Bro i know it's wrong but that midget in the tube top is giving me a raging C.O.I.ner"

"Have you heard about Beast Chokeing? That shit gives me the weirdest C.O.I.ner."
C.O.I.ner by Japarab November 7, 2011
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(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.
1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.

2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.
Bro-ner by Nigmuhh July 8, 2011
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nerd Nerp nerf nerdgasm nero Nerk Nerb Ner Nerd Rage Nerd fighter
You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)
"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."
nut'ner by vallada November 16, 2009

Homo-ner 

When you are a homosexual who purchases property for residential purposes.
Congratulations !! You are a new homo-ner ! Housewarming !
Homo-ner by Rogeriodc May 9, 2018

Tebow-ner 

The name for the pose that Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow strikes each time he does something he thinks notable.

A single-knee, kneeling pose with fist held to head simulating prayer.
That guy is showing has got his Tebow-ner on, and he didn't do anything worthy of celebration.
Tebow-ner by verbiage November 17, 2011
he's a bad ass body piercer in florida
Huy-neR pierced my nipple and it ROCKS!!!
Huy-neR by jubei December 1, 2004
n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.

A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.
1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.
Bro-ner by DJ. G93 March 11, 2011