Messenger Minute 

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

Messenger Minute by ActionManly June 21, 2021

gossip messenger 

A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them

Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend”

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”

gossip messenger by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017

The Messenger’s Goof 

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other

ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

The Messenger’s Goof by doodleoodles September 17, 2019

Yahoo Messenger 

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

Yahoo Messenger by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022

cody messenger 

the act of destroying an entire civilisation with copious amounts of gunpowder and illegal firearms while watch itadaki seiki.

cody: *exists*

hagroinal: love you cody messenger
cody: (destroys school whilst ahaego facing)

cody messenger by Hariavolo December 15, 2022

Messenger 

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

Messenger by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

America Online Instant Messenger 

See AIM.

America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22

America Online Instant Messenger by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003