Lazers 

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazers by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011

Lazers 

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

Lazers by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011

see you later alligator shoes 

crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.

shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes

see you later alligator shoes by urparentsarehot August 19, 2021

2nd layer of skin 

when you cum on your significant other and the cum dries

"I hung out with Larry last night and he gave me a 2nd layer of skin."

2nd layer of skin by christiangrey March 29, 2015

hand lazers 

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

hand lazers by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. 

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. by returnof badass cajun resistor March 21, 2021

Later and stuff 

When she wants to fuck but she keep you on the back burner.

Guy-Baby am ready to go deep
Girl-Later and Stuff after I finished eating
Guy-Shit

Later and stuff by Johnson85205 September 11, 2016