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Conquer By Breeding (CBB)

This strategy is the most commonly used alternative to outright war when one population wants to annex another population's territory.

The strategy is allowed by the United Nations (inexplicably) since conquering a country by means of war is no longer tolerated amongst the international community.
The Conquer By Breeding strategy was used in the "plantations" carried out by the British in Ireland in the 1600's. The strategy is proving unsuccessful - the British now control only 2/3 of one of the four provinces in Ireland and the Irish nationalists within the area under the control of the British are now using the same strategy to regain the territory they lost to the British.


A more successful example of the CBB strategy has been used by the Albanians in their attempt to annex the Serbian state of Kosovo in 1689(Kosovo is part of the original Serb heartland and ancestral homeland of the Serbs).

The same strategy will be used by the large muslim population in the south of France very soon.
(The French were stupid enough to let it happen, so they deserve any problems which come out of an open-door immigration policy.)
Neo-Imperialism by John Ronane March 18, 2004
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imperialist

A member of the majority political party or pro-war citizenry of the United States of America, Britain, or Australia.
"The imperialists are screwing up my country, dammit."
imperialist by Matt_TY December 11, 2003

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.
My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

The Imperial Republic 

The current ruling party of the religion: Shanism
The Imperial Republic has instituted new reforms that will strengthen Shanism in many different aspects
The Imperial Republic by Shani March 3, 2005

imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
imperial bed by wordempire June 16, 2014

imperial nuts 

A british persons massive ball sack
Boy: wanna suck my imperial nuts
Girl: yes please

Imperial College London 

That one university that every wannabe engineer/ investment banker wants to go to- especially if you went to a grammar school and everyone who doesn’t have 15A*s is a weirdo.
I want to do maths at Imperial College London- too bad it requires 13A*s at A level *sigh*
Imperial College London by Labrat789 December 30, 2021