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Haggis face 

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.
Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.
Haggis face by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008
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Hagger wallop 

The buzz you get from doing hagger.
Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.
Hagger wallop by Jains April 6, 2009

Goy haggler

A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.
The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers.

Did you budge?

Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage.
Goy haggler by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Bullet Proof Huggies

Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.
Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.

shag the haggis 

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
shag the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

haggis hangin' 

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.
Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."