Captain Gaydar 

1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.

2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.

3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.

1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?

2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!

3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.

Captain Gaydar by Brizzleeeeeee July 30, 2008

opposite of gaydar 

It's two close male friend("bros") that are sitting together in a hot tub. But they are sitting five feet apart, because they are not homosexual.

Ay man whats the opposite of gaydar?

Yo man it's when two bros are chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay.

opposite of gaydar by entjungferinator3002 February 2, 2018

darth gaydar 

What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...

Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"

Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."

Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*

Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."

darth gaydar by CockBoss O'WhopperWeiner March 24, 2009

atl-trained gaydar 

The advantage of growing up in Atlanta around gays.

The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.

Me: "is that one gay Jen?"
JVu: "My atl-trained gaydar tells me you are correct!"
Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"

atl-trained gaydar by Trangalang2202 October 24, 2011

Flying Under the Gaydar 

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

Flying Under the Gaydar by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

gasdarking 

Telling the truth.

Steven Crowder keeps gasdarking his audience.

gasdarking by Doctor Wojak March 26, 2021

gaygardier 

Combined from the words bombadier and gay, refers to the person on top after having an accident when 2 men are having gay sex in a cowboy position.

I wouldn't fuck that gaygardier with your dick.

That gaygardier shit all over me last night.

gaygardier by dikforeU April 25, 2010