gary 

New age Cockney Rhyme slang.

Gary (Like Oprah Winfreys talking anus called Gary from South Parks 'A Million Little Fibers') is an english term shorted which should mean:

Gary Glitter - Shitter

I've just spoken to Tom he's on the Gary Glitter shitter and will be out in 20 minutes.

Ow my Gary hurts after that Vindaloo dump I just took!

gary by Jerec July 6, 2007

Gary 

A very fat guy. Known as "The Blueberry."

Dude, Gary's so lazy. And he looks like a blueberry in that jacket he always wears. Gary is such a bum.

Gary by Garyisfat August 16, 2010

Gary 

A person, usually a girl, who can be described as a "guaranteed shag", or "Gary" for short.

Who's that girl I saw you with last night?" "Oh, she was just my gary.

Gary by Jimjimmy June 22, 2010

Gary 

To avoid lying by saying something true, yet unrelated to the question asked.

Girlfriend: Where the hell have you been all night?
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.

Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.

Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?

Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.

Gary by PepRox January 23, 2011

Gary 

Sweet and caring guy who is too honest for his own good. Nice guy. Conservative but can also be liberal at the same time. Respects parents. Love of family and friends. Generous person to those who suffer. Religious. Gary is very smart. Outgoing. Very brave. Gary's come from good families and usually have proper up-bringing. Gary's always have money. Hard workers, wealthy. Gary's fight with pride and will pull down any obstacle or enemy. Don't make Gary mad, stay on his good side. Acts stupid on purpose so others think they have the upper hand but at last minute Gary flips the card table when you turn around and all the cards are on his side. Don't play cards with Gary. lucky in every way. Strong body by nature. Others jealous if they knew how great he really has it. Gary is the black horse at the races that you weren't paying attention to but ultimately wins. Gary's are hung like horses also. Big brave balls. Control freak sometimes. Bossy. Spicy sex life. knows how to please. Women love Gary and see only his good personality traits. Men like Gary because he helps them get laid and covers for his buddies. In an emergency, Gary is the hero of the day. Will never give up on the person he truly loves. Gary truly means it when he says that he loves you. Tends to be a very Kinky person. Loves you for you. Will go to great extents to make sure everything is ok in your life. Will put all his problems aside to make sure all yours go away.

I wish I never gave up my chances with Gary.

Gary by Garson082 November 19, 2018

Gary 

Cheat. Do not make bets with this man as you will lose, not because you actually lost but he will change the rules at the last moment and cheat his way to victory.

Gary: "I'll bet you a drink that 9 wins in deal or no deal"
Yas: "Yeah ok'

Deal or no deal: 6 wins!!!!!

Gary: "Yes 6! I said 6!!!! You owe me a drink!"

Gary by Yasmin Truth Teller January 5, 2012

Gary 

The word to use when you are hit in dodgeball; especially the pop up form. Also, a concrete block found at 21 Acres in Woodinville.

"GARY! Next time I won't get hit."

Gary by Natsters! May 1, 2008