Foiley 

The 'loose' (usually sitting on a bed or coffee table) foil or tray that is already 'set' (already has a piece of heroin, etc, on it.)

Matias: "Can you pass that foiley?"
Ananda: " . . . That's my foiley. You already smoked all yours."
Matias: "That's bullshit."

Foiley by Cassandra Q October 21, 2011

failed tampon 

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

failed tampon by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015

Task failed Successfully 

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

Task failed Successfully by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

Fooled by an Asian 

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

Fooled by an Asian by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

failed 

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

failed by Vikodin March 1, 2007

Failed Abortion 

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.

The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.

Failed Abortion by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019

That Failed Ass 

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.

-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.

That Failed Ass by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009