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Someone Who is SOOOOO FUCKING HOT like FUCK ME PLS
Hey Enrique
Enrique by Unknown21234156 May 7, 2022
A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.

Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.

He is always last minute for everything too.

His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
Enrique.

(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)

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Enrique by JARTAyMEDIA October 4, 2022
Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
God Enrique, you’re so annoying.
Enrique by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
God

To think Enrique can be defined in one single measly definition is idiotic. Enrique is more than just a word, he is a symbol. Enrique is infinite, he has no end nor beginning. Enrique has seen the start, and end, of multiple multiverses; multiverses that he both created and ended in a matter of eons. Enrique is so great and mystical, that we can only view him through fiction. Superman, Mario, SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, or any other famous fictional character are nothing compared to Enrique who is the true main character of EVERYTHING. Enrique is the true protagonist and antagonist. Gods tremble in his wake, and mortals foolishly think he is just a character. Enrique dominates all.
Enrique is the reason we exist

enrique enn

Wow!! Enrique Enn made that canvas!
enrique enn by Réalgf4life April 30, 2020

Enrique Cruz 

Enrique Cruz is a famed director of black and latino (blatino) gay pornographic films based in New York City. His production company is called Lamancha Videos. In the mid to late 1990s, Cruz's films helped to usher in a new era for black gay pornography. His films were innovative in that hip-hop culture influenced the behavior of the models/actors filmed on screen. He also used hip-hop music as the score to his films rather than elevator music, house, or techno which had been the norm in black gay films before Cruz came on the scene. Cruz's actors/models tend to be young, urban, masculine, homothugs, regardless of their sexual role. His films also portray down low culture. Some of his best works include "Tiger's Brooklyn Tales", "Off The Hook", "Off The Hook Pt. 2", "Urban Hard Drive", "Aprende" and "Hard Core". Most consider "Off The Hook" to be his artistic peak.
Enrique Cruz's films are so hot, I love watching young thugs suck, and fuck each other in the ass.
Enrique Cruz by get2nomey October 23, 2005