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Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
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