Dyslexia

A word made so difficult to spell for people who have it...

"We shall call it Dyslexia" (pre-word existing)

"And how shall we spell it?"

"D, Oh and then we will throw in a Y as a bit of a curveball. Oh and then later on we will shove an X in there to really fuck 'em up"

Dyslexia by TheGr8Cornholio November 2, 2021

Dyslexic Scab 

Phoenix

Phoenix is a dyslexic scab

Dyslexic Scab by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022

dyslexiasexual 

You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!

Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?

dyslexiasexual by Lucienne! September 7, 2023

linguistic dyslexia 

1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.

2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language

Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"

linguistic dyslexia by veggiegirl14 September 14, 2010

Terrorist Dyslexia 

When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.

Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.

Terrorist Dyslexia by Frank Costello April 20, 2013

im dyslexic 

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

im dyslexic by socks are the best December 6, 2017

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

erectile dyslexia by BowserBallz December 3, 2018