Brownbacking

Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.

Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.

Brownbacking by arose1 February 11, 2015

Allentown brown 

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

Allentown brown by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.

Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.

browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004

brown kiss

When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.

John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame

brown kiss by Lintowl July 24, 2020

snow blown 

The act of being blown immediately after your girl has had ice in her mouth.

Dude, I got snow blown last night at that party.

snow blown by BUGno August 11, 2010

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown

After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.

A Jaben Brown by Demetriusdomiko May 29, 2019

Dan Brown philosophy 

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

Dan Brown philosophy by Lairor July 28, 2008